Me: Kuttyma, the Ipad is on the bed can you please get it?

Her: Why?

Me: So that we can skype with paati

Her: Ok

(She runs to the bedroom)

Her: Mommy! I cannot find it

Me: (refusing to get out of my comfy seat) It is on the bed kanna

Her: Come here mommy I cannot find it.

I sigh and drag myself to the bedroom. She sees me coming

Her: Look it is not on the bed

Before my eyes could look around

Her: It is on the floor and you were wrong

It gives her great pleasure to prove me wrong

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Me: Can you get my phone from the sofa?

Her: You have hands right?

#facepalm

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It is just the beginning and she scares me truly and honestly