A chatterbox – she keeps on talking non-stop. Here are some pearls of wisdom from her

I was seeing engagmenet pictures of a friend

Her: Who is this?

Me: This is C aunty.

Her: What is she doing?

Me: She is getting married

Her: Why she is getting married?

Me: Because it is fun (I know lame answer but I really did not know what else to say at that time)

Her: I do not think so

C Aunty! you have been warned by an almost 3-year old 😉

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She peeled and cut a banana but did not eat it

Me: You better finish the banana

Her: Monkeys eat bananas

Me: hmm

Her: Only monkeys eat bananas mommy – people not eat it

Sigh is it already time for such talk?

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She calls out – Hey Birthday boy all day on her dad’s birthday

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A frustrated R: “kadavuley” (Oh God)

Her: I am not kadavuley (God). I am kuttyma

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I was busy with chores and she was doing her own thing and she goes

“Hello Parent, how are you?”

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